THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Testament to this absolute nerdery.
My dad is all huffy and upset because he said a girl was a hoochie and slut and I asked ‘why, because she expresses her sexuality?’
Wth if you’re going to say rude and ignorant things I’m going to ask about it.
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
girl on the left is physically repelled from him